Four things that are more likely than Kansas football beating Oklahoma

It’s more likely you get food poisoning than Kansas beating Oklahoma

The U.S. government says that one out of six Americans will get some form of food poisoning every year despite having one of the safest food supplies on Earth.

Don’t worry though, with approximately 17% of Americans getting food poisoning, less than one percent of those with cases need to go to the hospital and even fewer die with about 3,000 deaths per year.

However, the fact that it’s more likely that you, the reader, can get food poisoning rather than Kansas winning should be a good indicator of just how little of a chance the Jayhawks have next Saturday.

Remember that the next time you decide to try the shady restaurant that has less than favorable Yelp reviews.